Gifts that will start preschool yard brawls

Aunt Lisa sent some cute clothes in the mail today. When Phil got home and saw Allison, he was not his usual excited self. Concerned, I asked him what was wrong. He said, "Why is my daughter wearing a Steelers jersey?" I told him his sister sent it and what was the big deal? He said something to the effect of, "We're in Cowboy country & she is not going to be popular wearing that." Oh well, shows you how much Mom knows about sports!